Little Johnny swallowed a coin and his mother was very much alarmed. She said to her husband, "Quick, quick send for the doctor!"
"No," replied Johnny's father. "Not the doctor, get the minister instead!"
"Oh no," exclaimed the mother. "You think Johnny is going to die?"
Father replied, "Oh, no, but our minister can get money out of anyone!"
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