Favorite this joke - You're running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.
- The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.
- You've just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people.
- The collection plate is never passed to the choir.
- There's a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed.
- For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look.
- You've been known to nod off during the service and don't want the minister/priest to catch you.
- The chairs for the choir are padded and are the most comfortable chairs in the church.
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chihuahuabulldog : ROFL - 1 vote - 5 stars! Thank you for the laughs. I was afraid this one was going to say "7 years ago" or something. I'm glad my vote will actually count!
merk : And thank you for it. Would you believe that I faithfully enter 3 jokes a day just for the income. My husbad has had lymphoma for 4 years and has never been able to return to work. Now we're both too old to. So usually get one joke a week that gets me 7, 8, or 9 dollars. Whatever works, huh. So thanks again.