I have a pet who is a continual source of personal annoyance and irritation. Truth be told, he really bothers the heck out of me.

I named my pet, "Peeve."

Jeopardy answer: "Phew! I'm glad I got that off my chest!"

Jeopardy question: What did the target of the carnival hatchet thrower say after an errant throw?

I went to a concert the other night...

I didn't mind being so high up in the stands that I could barely make out the stage...

But to add insult to injury, did the ushers really have to hand out tissues for nosebleeds?

Mama bear, papa bear, and baby bear were having a great time chasing vacationers in a car as they were visiting Yellowstone National Park.

"Daddy?"

"Yes, Baby Bear?"

"I think we could be doing a better job of scaring these vacationers."

"But Baby Bear," Mama Bear injected. "What more can we do?"

"Maybe we'd have more of an effect on them if we got out of this car and started chasing them on all fours!"