Why did Frankie Avalon get fired from his moonlighting job as a high wire walker in the circus?

Because he refused to perform without Annette.

What do you call twelve bouncers all in the same Manhattan bar?

The New York Knicks

A thief was arrested for breaking into a Toys "R" Us store and stealing a board game...

He got Life.

What did the ancient Roman general's wife shout out as she came into the bedroom and saw a woman fleeing out the window?

"Seize 'er!"