Some deer were talking with each other in the woods.

"There goes Barney the buck, out on his sales route."

"They say he's their top selling salesdeer, selling cosmetics to the ladies."

"I wonder what makes him so successful?"

"It's simple. He goes doe to doe!"

Two elderly ladies were discussing their "elderly" issues.

"You're in the grocery store, Ethel," Gladys begins, "and the urge suddenly comes upon you. You go into the woman's bathroom, and the only stall is filthy, a total mess. You go to the family bathroom, and find the door is locked. What do you do?"

Ethel thinks for a minute, then replies, "Depends."

A bunch of bees were enjoying themselves by buzzing around and harassing nature lovers on their bicycles.

"You know," one of the bees said, "if we had arms and legs, it would be a lot easier pedaling these things!"

If you walk by a pond and hear someone shouting, "I'm thinking! I'm thinking!", you better spring into action...

He could have a lisp.