My grandma has always been interested in technology, so when I got my new smart phone, she wanted me to show her some of its features.

The first thing I demonstrated to her is how to change the screen by swiping it.

I haven't seen grandma or my phone since.

My big toe has no problem finding a piece of furniture in a dark room.

Frankenstein and Count Dracula had a boxing match scheduled in which they were going to throw the fight. This was so Dracula could win in order to pay off a debt to the mafia. Frankenstein was heavily favored and the mafia were betting on him so they could increase the debt Dracula owed and further put pressure on him.

The bell rung and out came the two combatants. Not ten seconds went by when Frankenstein hit the mat. "Would you look at that," said one spectator. "Frankenstein was barely touched and now he's lying on his back."

"Dracula is dancing the victory dance around him!" yelled another. "The referee's already up to 8."

"This looks highly suspicious to me," said a third. "I think Frankenstein's down for the Count!"

Claude, the invisible man, was low on funds and started job prospecting. His employment agency called him into their office with a job opportunity.

"I think this would be a great job for you," said the counselor. "A mirror salesman."

"I don't know," Claude replied. "I just can't see myself doing that."