Favorite this joke I'm kind of tired of being an amateur crastinater...
I'm thinking of turning pro, but I'm going to put that decision off for awhile.
Two girlfriends were chatting with each other.
"I only date guys with a flat-top. You know, the kind of crew cut in which the hair is cropped in a flat plane across the top."
"Why only those types of guys?"
"They're level headed."
I try to "find myself" when I feel lost and confused.
It must suck to be the invisible man and have the same problem.
While out for dinner with my girlfriend, she started one of those "let's be honest with each other" conversations women are good at.
"I want us to be totally honest with each other," she said. "I really wish you would change."
"No problem!" I replied. "How about I change into your ex-boyfriend?"
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