Student 1: "My professor told me my assignment was to get up in front of the whole class and give a talk on the round, light pinkish colored, fuzzy skinned fruit which is the nickname for the state of Georgia."

Student 2: "Oh, in other words, you're going to give a SPEACH?"

Why did the two cameras decide to get together for a date?

If they clicked, they wanted to see what would develop!

I told my girlfriend, "The last thing I want to do is break up with you... I have about five things on my list before I get there."

While taking the garbage out the other day, I lifted up a pretty heavy bag of trash and threw my back out.

I had to drive all the way to the dump to retrieve it.