Favorite this joke One day, a young girl went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned.
The doctor asked, "What happened?"
The girl replied, "Well, I was ironing my boyfriend's shirt until the phone rang. I picked it up and half my face was burnt!"
The doctor replied, "What about the other half?" The girl answered, "They called back!"
Teacher: If you are on the moon, what will happen to your weight?
a) Increase
b) Decrease
c) No change
d) Can not be predicted…
Student : Decrease
Teacher: Why?
Student : You will not get good food!!!
A Grammar freak arrogant wife texts to her husband...
You are as useless as "ueue" in the word Queue.
Dying wife to her husband:
Wife: I know you'll marry again someday. She will live in this house and sleep in our bed, and use my dishes. And that's alright. But I want you to promise me something.
Husband: What's that honey?
Wife: I don't want your 2nd wife to wear my clothes.
Husband: Alright I promise. Your clothes won't fit Betty anyhow.
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