Favorite this joke In a local restaurant a waitress offered the patron a cup of coffee. He refused, pointed a finger at her and said, "Young lady, don't you know that every single person who drinks coffee dies?"
Flustered, she said, "Really?"
Another customer said, "Hey, Mister. Don't scare the young lady like that. Everyone who does NOT drink coffee dies, too."
"I know," said the first patron. I am studying to be a politician. Half truths, even if what I said is the whole truth, is good enough."
The kids were coming into class and sitting down, they were discussing MONEY, talking about where currency was made. Billy said, "At the mint."
Frank piped up, and said, "No, that is where coins are made."
Janie had the best answer, though. She said, "Money is made at the ATM. hat's what the letters stand for... All The Money!"
In a moment of closeness, she whispered, "I love you dearly!"
Now, he was an avid hunter and he heard, "I love you deerly!"
In order to continue the romance, he said, "And I love you bearly!"
But, alas, she heard, "I love you barely!"
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The little boy was no more than seven years old. It was time for Church, and he wanted to take his teddy bear, whom he had always called Frank. His parents protested, but he insisted that he had to take Frank, so they finally relented.
When the donation baskets were passed, he put the teddy bear in the plate, along with a few coins.
Later, when asked about it, he simply said, "Well, the Bible says the wise men brought Jesus the gifts gold, frankincense and myrrh. I didn't have any gold, and I don't know what myrrh is. So I just gave Frank and cents!"
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