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pinkgalaxy3

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 174
# of followers : 10
# of following: 30
Location: United States
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Lacking Good Looks
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Women call me ugly occasionally, but that’s only until they hear how much money I make...

Then they say I’m poor and ugly.

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Dry Clean Only
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There was a sign hanging in the window of a dry cleaners I passed by.

It read: "So-and-So Dry Cleaners. Working on the same spot for 72 years!"

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The Glass
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Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster?

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New Job
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I applied for a job as a weatherman, but my knowledge of meteorology was a little cloudy.

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