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A six-year-old said grace at family dinner one evening. "Dear God, thank You for the pancakes."
When she concluded, her mother asked her why she thanked God for pancakes when they were having chicken-pot-pie.
She smiled and said, "I thought I would check to see if He was paying attention."
A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.
"What seems to be the problem, madam?"
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He's still not seeing things my way."
A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals to one pound of weight per week.
Therefore, in the last three and a half years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds. I only weigh 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about three months ago.
I owe my life to chocolate!
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