Favorite this joke A woman has a problem with her closet door - it's falling out every time a bus passes by. So she calls a repairman.
The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by.
"OK, I'm going to take a look at this, just close the door behind me," and he steps into the closet.
At that time the husband comes home from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband says, "What the heck are you doing here?"
Repairman replies, "You won't believe it, but I'm waiting for the bus."
When I get really bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot.
Then I sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
"Who dropped a wad of money with an elastic band around it?"
"I did!"
"Well, here's your elastic band."
Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale.
Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
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