A young girl was attending her first wedding, watching the proceedings with interest for a while before growing restless.

The groom stood at the altar as six bridesmaids walked slowly up the aisle, one by one.

Soon, the girl leaned over to her mom and whispered, “Why doesn’t he just hurry up and pick one?”

How many journalists does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but they'll tell everybody.

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.

First, she wanted to be cremated. Second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.

"Walmart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Walmart?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."

Two students were driving on the highway. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "Clean Restrooms."

By the time they got to their destination, they'd cleaned 147 public restrooms.