Maybe, if we just tell people that the brain is an app...

... then maybe, they will start using it?

When two people love each other, nothing is impossible... Except deciding where to eat.

"Why did they arrest you?"

"They said I was shopping too early."

"Well, that's not a crime. How early were you shopping?"

"Before the store opened."

A thief broke into my house last night... He started searching for money...

So I woke up and searched with him.