Man: I know how to 'please' a woman.
Woman: Good, then 'please' leave me alone.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and i will go to mine.
I use Pantene. What do you use?
Mark's.
I use Dove soap. What do you use?
Mark's.
I use Olay lotion. What do you use?
Mark's.
Is Mark an international Brand?
No, Mark is my roommate!