A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and cows, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws!"

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less than his wife.

One snowman asks another, "Do you smell carrots?"

Lady: My husband keeps talking in his sleep.
Doctor: Just allow him to speak during the day, and he will be alright.