Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

A: "Dam."

You wanna hear a dirty joke?

A boy fell in a mud puddle.

You wanna hear a clean joke?

He took a bath.

Father: You better pass that exam or else forget that I'm your father.

Son: Ok, dad.

Next day

Father: How was your exam?

Son: Who are you?

I Changed all my passwords to 'incorrect."

Whenever I forget, it will tell me: "Your password is incorrect."