Teacher: Suppose you have $10 and you asked your brother for $5. How much would you have then?

Student: $10.

Teacher: Why?

Student: My brother won't give me any money.

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I did not do?"

TEACHER:" Of course not."

PUPIL: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

Teacher: Why are you late, John?

John: Because of the sign down the road.

Teacher: What does sign have to do with you being late?

John: The sign said 'School Ahead, Go SLOW!'

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