Favorite this joke As he paid for our meal with a gift card, my husband noticed the bill was more than the card was worth, so he handed our waiter his debit card to cover the balance.
"Wow, some people might have skipped out and stuck me with the difference," the waiter said. "Thank you for being so honest."
Then, as he took the card, he asked, "Could I see some ID?"
Inscribed in stone over the great front doors of an old church being restored was: “This is the Gate of Heaven.”
Just below it someone had placed a small cardboard sign which read: “Use Other Entrance.”
One of our clients brought in his massive Doberman pinscher to be spayed. As a veterinary assistant, I escort the patient into the doctor's office.
Before taking this dog's leash, I glimpsed those large teeth of hers and asked the owner, "Is she friendly?"
"Friendly?" said the man. "Friendly? She's had five litters! How much 'friendlier' than that can she get?"
“I have a pet manatee.”
“What’s his name?”
“His name is Hindenburg but I call him Hugh for short.”
“Oh! The Hugh Manatee!”
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