Favorite this joke They say "Love is Blind" ....
But marriage, now THAT's a real eye opener!
John: When I was in college one of my professors did a study on "WHAT IS THE BEST LENGTH FOR A PERSON'S LEGS."
Fred: That sounds interesting.
John: Yes it was, and do you know what he found to be the best length for a person's legs?
Fred: No, what was it?
John: Just long enough to reach the ground.
John: "When I was taking psychology classes in college, they taught us that the first sign that someone is going insane is that they grow hair on their knuckles."
Fred: (While looking at his knuckles) "Really? I didn't know that."
John: "Yes. And do you know what the second sign is?"
Fred: "No. What?"
John: "Looking for it."
As men grow older their hair begins to grow deeper into their scalp.
If it touches grey matter, it turns grey.
If it hits nothing, it falls out.
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