Customer: Barkeep, what’s the special today?

Barkeep: It’s an original drink we call the Zomazoid. It’s made with 2 shots each of 100 proof alcohols. It contains Vodka, Tennessee Whiskey, Tequila, and Scotch, topped with Irish Cream and Banana slices.

Customer: What do the customers that order this drink say about it?

Barkeep: No one really knows, we can’t understand what they’re saying.

The youngest child of seven was the only boy in the family. He often heard people saying how grown up his sisters were getting so he asked his mother when he was going to be a grown up.

She smiled, stooped down, and hugged him saying, "My sweet boy, one day you'll be a responsible adult but please know, since you're a guy you'll never actually grow up."

Two young boys named Dexter and Billy were sitting on a river bank talking and fishing.

Dexter: "Presidents have defining moments. Some of their statements are remembered by history for all time. Franklin Roosevelt said, 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' When people are impressed by a president's words they repeat it and in time many become iconic quotes."

Billy: "Come on man, your pulling my leg."