Favorite this joke A pet store owner held an emergency staff meeting.
Pet Store owner to all staff members: "Last month I installed an anonymous suggestion box and asked your thoughts on how to increase sales. I did say the suggestions are anonymous but I'd REALLY like to know who suggested we put recipes on the cages."
Politician (to his lawyer): I'll admit it was a miracle you were able to clear my name. However, I don't understand why you charged me three times the hours of actual work?
Lawyer: It has to do with the law.
Politician: Do you mean to tell me the law told you to triple bill me?
Lawyer: No, but for some odd reason the law doesn't allow me to write the word "bribe" on a billing statement.
What is the favorite American car in Norway?
Why it's the Fjord Mustang of course.
I called the pharmacist to get a prescription refill. After leaving a message on their answering machine they called me back.
The nice young lady from the pharmacy explained they needed the prescription number off the pill container because they didn't understand the medication dosage I'd described.
She looked it up and said she'd found the problem. It was 20MG Tabs and not 2 OMG tablets.
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