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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 628
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A brown and white Snowshoe cat was walking down the street with a doberman walking along side.

I remarked that this was an odd sight to see.

My son said, "Not so much, if you had the money grumpy cat has, you'd have a bodyguard too."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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Now that the new "professor watch" site is in operation, my college professors just stand there and don't know what to say.

Now I just read the books, but my GPA has climbed an entire point!

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CATEGORY College Jokes
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I was visiting the grandkids out of state and one asked if I liked riding "ON" the airplane.

It makes me wonder how little Bobby knew I didn't have the money to by a ticket and had to hang on the tail section during the trip?

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit.

I wouldn't answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions.

Instructions read: "Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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