Just to clear this matter up once and for all.

It's assumed that when a person get older their mental processes begin to slow down.

Now that I'm older I'm hear to say this assumption has absolutely no merit, my "brame" works just fine!

My wife and seven year old daughter invited their friends to have a tea party but you had to wear a sun dress and a floppy sun hat if you chose to attend. They had a blast laughing and enjoying themselves for over an hour.

I got to thinking what would be the man equivalent to such a party, so I decided to have a bacon party and the requirement was to wear camouflage.

(Son) Dad since I'm getting married next week do you have any advice?

(Dad) Well son, I've always been the man of the house. Do you know what I mean?

(Son) I think so, I did notice that you do the dishes when ever you want!

(Dad) Exactly!

(Son) Anything else Dad?

(Dad) Yes, do them right after dinner.

I don't always ride in passenger jets but when I do I buy a first class ticket...

The thing is, flying scares me but in first class they hand out free "bravery beverages"!