Favorite this joke After a year of target practicing, I've got my shooting problems narrowed down to only two problems...
Elevation and Windage.
I've been thinking of a career change. I went to a career counselor and found out in testing that I scored off the charts for having a highly dynamic persona and a great smile.
I was also told I'm not very good at follow through nor do I accomplish much though I do appear to look busy.
Here's the good news! My career counselor told me to "run for public office", even though I'm over qualified!
I decided to write a book but was told if it's an informational book I'd need to be an authority on the subject.
In thinking about this for weeks I decided to write a book about "How Not to Do Things"... I'm pretty much an authority on that subject!
(Grandpa) Kids these days don't know history or politics.
(Grandson) I do grandpa, I know history and politics.
(Grandpa) OK then, who is Mitt Romney?
(Grandson) He was a tank commander in WWII, right?
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