Favorite this joke Now that I’m older I've realized the value of learning something new each day. I just wish I could remember it!
When you get to be a certain age, there are two things you definitely don’t want to do in the same week...
Upgrade your prescription glasses and buy a full-length mirror!
What does a turkey say the day before Thanksgiving?
Anything but gobble, gobble, gobble!
What's the difference between kids and grandkids?
If I play Ghost Riders with my guitar but sing the lyrics from the Gilligan's Island theme song, my grand kids would love it!
My kids, however, would want to take away my driver's licence!
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