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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 628
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Location: United States
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The wife was telling me I need more exercise. I told her, "Well, I'll take up sports then."

She laughed and said, "Why don't you just order the sports channel on cable? Shaking your fist at the TV and yelling at the games is more exercise than you'll get actually playing them."

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My doctor told me I need to get more cardio exercise and my wife agreed with him. I said, "What about love making, does that count?"

My wife said, "Yes, but I think you're going to need more than three minutes a day."

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