Favorite this joke An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!".
A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street
with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
A couple of days later the Doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The Doctor replied, "I didn't say that. I said, You got a heart murmur. Be careful."
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