I've always wondered how cool it would be to go to outer space, the Doc said I need to find my inner space first!

It used to be cool to have a Gold tooth, now its a cheap Bluetooth!!!

Just my luck, I applied for a job as a night watchman...

I got the day shift.

Dad ask my Mom, why wont you let the boy wear his hat, coat and gloves to go out and build a snowman with the other kids?

Mom - I don't want him to stay out long enough to catch cold!