After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

My girlfriend told me I was one in a million.

When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.

I'd like to buy a new boomerang.

Also, I'd like to know how to throw the old one away.

Q. There is a King, Queen, and two Twins in a room. How are there no adults in the room?

A. They're all beds!