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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
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Location: United States
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Eminem’s Bar
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A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem.

He says,"Give me 2 shots..."

The bartender cuts him off saying,"You only get one shot."

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Computer Chess
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A computer once beat me at chess...

But it was no match for me at kickboxing!

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The Celebrity Cycle
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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known...

And then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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One of the Best Villains
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Why is Two Face one of the best villains?

Because he's not half bad!

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