Billy: I think we’ve over-trained our dog! Look at him—he’s a nervous wreck.

Wanda: Why not take him to a pet psychiatrist?

Billy: Oh, we can’t do that... one of the things we’ve trained him not to do is go on the couch!

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

A guy walks into a Wedding Reception.

He goes up to the Bartender and asks, "Is this the punch-line?"

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

It depends on how many it took under the previous government.