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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
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Location: United States
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Opera: where somebody gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, sings.

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I recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school.

I didn't want to go because I've put on maybe 90 or 100 pounds since then.

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The wife ran into the house, screaming to her actor husband,...

"Darling, come quick! Your kids and my kids are beating up on our kids!"

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It is said that "it is always in the last place you look".

Well of course!

Are there some people out there who keep looking after they find it?

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