Opera: where somebody gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, sings.
I recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school.
I didn't want to go because I've put on maybe 90 or 100 pounds since then.
The wife ran into the house, screaming to her actor husband,...
"Darling, come quick! Your kids and my kids are beating up on our kids!"
It is said that "it is always in the last place you look".
Well of course!
Are there some people out there who keep looking after they find it?