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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
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Location: United States
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Success Is Relative
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Success is relative...

The more success, the more relatives!

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Give A Man A Fish
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...

Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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The Time Traveler
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A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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Einstein's First Name
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A classmate and I were walking past a poster in our school hallway.

It featured a photo of Einstein with the words “Even Einstein reads books.”

My friend was amazed: “I didn’t know Einstein’s first name was Even.”

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