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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
# of following: 31
Location: United States
won: $ 4110.00
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The Fruit Juicer
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I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life.

What they don’t tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning your juicer.

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A Diet Plan
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I’m not interested in any diet plan...

Unless of course it lets me use rollover calories!

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Whiskey Diet
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I’m on a whiskey diet...

I’ve lost three days already.

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The Baked Potato Dilemma
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Stepping up to the counter at the fast-food restaurant, I asked for a baked potato with butter on the side.

With the gusto of someone newly employed, the teenager taking my order asked, “Which side?”

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