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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
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Location: United States
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I’ve Got A Phobia
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It’s a complex complex complex.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Someday
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own."

One of them said, "So will you."

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Rainforest Cafe
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I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
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My New Screen Saver
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I put Jesus as my background picture and now my phone never dies.

Yup, He's my screen-savior.

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CATEGORY Religious Jokes
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