“Where’s everyone going?” one chicken asked another as they ran along with the flock.
“The farmer said some men were going to lay a sidewalk out front, and we all want to see how they do it.”
What could possibly be smarter than a talking horse?
A spelling bee.
I just saw two elementary school kids having a fist fight.
So as an adult I had to step in.
They didn't stand a chance.
I just got my boyfriend a 'get better soon' card.
He isn't sick, I just think he can get better.