I tried cooking with wine for the first time.

After five glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Why was the = sign so humble?

He knew that he wasn’t < or > than anyone else.

A man went into a discount store and asked the woman cashier if everything in the shop was $1.

“That’s right,” she said. “Every item in the store.”

So he gave her a dollar and asked for the cash register.