Question: What do you call a 'Handyman for Hire'?

Answer: A 'Multi-purpose Tool'...

If you think about it, snakes get a bad rap in life. I mean really now, if you were born
with no arms and no legs, you'd also be very bitter, recluse and have a 'Chip On Your Shoulder'.

Oh that's right...these poor reptiles don't have any shoulders either!

See what I mean?

What did the dim candle say to the new and bright CFL in the classroom?

"Watt's up dude!"

The word F.E.A.R. has many different acronyms, but the one I like the best is...

(F)orget (E)verything (A)nd (R)un... ... ...

Especially when you're confronted by a very hungry Bear!