A preacher and his two deacons go hunting and they all come upon this huge buck, all wanting to brag about their success they all shoot at it, it falls dead they all walk up to it and the game warden walks up and the deacon says how do we know which one of us shot him?

The game warden says I do the preacher did, it went in one ear and out the other

Yo mama so fat when she dropped in the ocean Spain wanted to claim her as a new land.

Why can't leopards play hide and seek? They always get spotted.

Who was the President before JFK got assassinated?

JFK