"Hold on, I get a feeling I've been here before."
"Why do you say that?"
"My phone automatically connected to the WiFi."
One night, a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, even skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said.
"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $67.50."
I told my kids I never want to
live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from
a bottle.
So they unplugged my
computer and threw out my wine.
My eleven month old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place. My wife said to me, “Straighten her up.”
I looked at my daughter and said, “Young lady, what are you doing with your life? Do you want to be this way forever? It’s time to grow up.”
My wife didn't find it as amusing as I did.