Frustrated, the teen storms into his sister's bedroom. "Why are adults are always asking us what we want to be when we grow up?"

Without hesitation the sister replies, "It's because they’re looking for ideas.”

A man walks into a bar and sees a bunch of people waiting to get refreshments.

He asks the bartender, "Is this really the punch line?"

If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do.

On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring...

On the other hand, you don’t.

What should you do if you see a spaceman?

You should park, man.