"Do you know why you've never see an elephant hiding up in a tree?"

"No, why?"

"Because they’re really good at it."

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Two men are on opposite sides of the river.

The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?”

The other man yells, “Dude, you are on the other side of the river!”

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.