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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1802
# of followers : 13
# of following: 3
Location: United States
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It was a very long and boring sermon.

As one parishioner left the church, he said: "Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God."

The pastor was thrilled: "Really? Tell me why."

"Because it endured forever."

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Me: My tire's making a whistling sound.

Mechanic: Sounds like a flat.

Me: More like an F sharp.

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Writing my name in cursive...

It's my signature move!

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I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting a bit?"

I replied, "Not at all."

"Good," he said, "Take these drinks to table nine."

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