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A team leader of the Police Unit directed officers to strategic positions around a building late one night. It was believed a dangerous suspect was hiding out within the area.
Believing the culprit to be on the roof, the lead decided to have an officer shine his flash-light in that direction.
At just the right moment, he whispered, "Okay, throw a light on the roof."
The officer hurled his flashlight to the top of the building.
I had a job offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the interview on business class.
During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in an airsickness courtesy bag.
After the plane landed, I got up to leave and a flight attendant approached me if I wanted her to dispose of the bag.
I said, "No thanks, I'm saving it for my kids."
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