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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1802
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Location: United States
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A local doctor cares for a family who owns a funeral home.

When the father came in for a visit, the doctor greeted him, "It's good to see you."

His reply, "It's better to be seen than to be viewed."

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I was reading an article last night about fathers and daughters and memories came flooding back of the time I took my daughter out for her first pint.

Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house.

I got her a Fosters. She didn't like it... so I had it.

Then I got her a Carling Black Label, she didn't like it... so I had it.

It was the same with the 1664 Lager and Premium Dry Cider.

By the time we got down to the Scotch I could hardly push the stroller back home.

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A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class.

The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interested in one thing."

Shocked, the daddy cautiously asked what that one thing might be.

"Paw Patrol, of course," said the girl.

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"Latte" is French...

French for “you paid way too much money for coffee!”

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