Favorite this joke A fellow who loved to go out in his kayak whenever he could.
One winter it was very cold, so he built a fire on a metal lined pad on the floor of the boat.
The fire burned through the pad, causing the boat to sink.
This proves that we cannot have our kayak and heat it, too.
Two guys walking on the beach found an old brass lamp. The first guy immediately started rubbing it and, sure enough, a Genie popped out! Before he could say anything at all, the Genie turned him into a crab.
The other guy was horrified and shouted, "Oh my gosh! Why did you do that?"
The Genie said, "Aww, he just rubbed me the wrong way."
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won't listen.
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