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1 banano-second.
The cowpoke at the dude ranch was getting the crowd to pick the type horse they wanted.
"For those seasoned riders, we have fast horses. For you novice riders, we have slow horses."
A city slicker spoke out, "What if you've never ridden a horse?"
The cowpoke said, "Great. For you who have never ridden, we have horses that have never been ridden, as well."
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up.
I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American.
"Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them."
The American nodded, "It's the same in the USA, only we see stars too!"
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