Politicians and diapers... Both need to be changed for the same reason

One Sunday a pastor found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word, "Fool."

Quietly and with becoming seriousness he shared the letter with the congregation and announced, "I have known many an instance of a person writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of someone signing his name and forgetting to write the letter."

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"